Jack Eiselt

Copywriter

Hey website fans!
Thanks for stumbling onto mine.

Incredible.
Serendipitous.
Like ships in the daytime.

I’m a copywriter, but you knew that.
It says it at the top of the friggin’ page.
What does it MEAN??

I turn big topics into simple concepts.

I inject emotion into the otherwise boring.

I write snappy little paragraphs with a mix of long and short sentences.
For the drama.

I speak the language of designers and I think like a strategist (I used to be one after all).

But before all else — I’m a good friend.

Got a project, a job opening, or one too many coffees? Let’s meet up!

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Vests For Sale

This is sample copy for a concept website, "vestparty.com"

When the site finally launches, you, website reader, will be the first to know.

VestParty.com

The vest things in life are sleeveless

The Mr. V

You’re damn right he pities the foo’ who parties in sleeves. The Mr. V is made of fine patent leather and is meant to be worn directly on the skin. Gold chains are not included, but strongly encouraged.

The Magic Carpet

Go out in this vest and all your wishes will come true, no magic lamp necessary. The Magic Carpet will take you from street rat to sultan in no time.

The Party McFly

This 80s classic is ready for anything the future holds. So pop that collar, roll up those blazer sleeves, and party like it’s 1985… or 2067.

Ferris Bueller’s Cut-off

Available in this liberating cheetah print, this vest is built for shying away from responsibilities and making the most of life. Ooooooh yeah. chickah-chickah.

The Swamp Romper

We don’t recommend the flannel tights, but this vest wasn’t made for style anyways. Get this one if you’re the down and dirty partier who’s ready to make the magic happen.